July 12, 2008

Overheard in the Elevator at 195 Chystie

Girl on phone: Why? So you can go home and read Vonnegut and be depressed?

Girl on phone: (Long Pause from 9th floor to 4th floor)

Girl on phone: Oh. My. God. Martin you are not being artistic you are being antisocial and gloomy. LIKE ALWAYS.

Girl on phone: You stay home with Kilgore Trout. I'm going to a party. I'm eating ice cream. I'm going to join the human race. Goodbye Martin.

posted at 03:39 AM by raul

Filed under: overheard

TAGS: elevators (1) Kurt Vonnegut (1) urban drama (1)


07/12/08 04:20 AM

That's fantastic. Poor Martin. I think I'll put Vonnegut back on the shelf and have some ice cream myself.

07/12/08 10:40 AM

I think we ALL need a friend like Girl on phone! :D

07/13/08 07:00 PM

love that.

08/03/08 10:26 AM

That is hysterical; I love it.

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