May 8, 2006

Lisa's Seutonius Series

Tonight I discovered the blog of Lisa Eisenbrey and I did something I rarely do which is read it all the way through. (Hello there Lisa if you happen to be reading this, you made me a) laugh b) miss Austin). The whole blog is great, but I was particularly taken by her Seutonius series (Caesar V, Caesar IV, Caesar III, and Caesars I & II) which distills The Twelve Caesars by Suetonius into amusing lists. (More on Suetonius at

Often historians interpret these emperors' erratic actions as madness or inbreeding and of course that was sometimes undoubtedly what was going on, but my thought is this: Is it possible to look at the lives of these some of these emperors and not see madness, but a kind of extreme logic born of a life in which you are told you are a living god ruling over the known world. Aren't many of the extravagences and cruelties of these men simply the capricious whims of the id unchecked by the ego? Don't all ugly bald men like Caligula secretly want to kill the handsome well coifed men they encounter?

posted at 03:58 AM by raul

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05/08/06 09:40 AM

Hehe. My brother is really short (5 foot 2 inches) and nothing gets him more angry than a tall guy. If he were emperor all the tall guys would have their feet cut off.

05/08/06 02:09 PM

Were I Ceasar I would start by deflating all the big boobs out there and bringing them down to my reasonable and cute! Bs. Then I would go to town on anyone who dared leave the toilet seat up. My reign would be glorious!!!

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