April 3, 2009
Girl 1: My friend dated a guy who renamed himself Paradox.
Girl 2: That’s pretty bad, but maybe it was his worst flaw, maybe Paradox was paradoxically a pretty cool guy.
Girl 3: A guy I know from college renamed himself Email. I hung out with him at my college reunion.
Girl 2: Did you laugh at him?
Girl 3: Well I wouldn’t have recommended it but it was the 90’s and seemed kinda cool at the time. Now everyone knows him as Email. If your name is Email everyone is going to remember you. I think he likes that.