Overheard in the Elevator at 195 Chystie

Girl on phone: Why? So you can go home and read Vonnegut and be depressed?

Girl on phone: (Long Pause from 9th floor to 4th floor)

Girl on phone: Oh. My. God. Martin you are not being artistic you are being antisocial and gloomy. LIKE ALWAYS.

Girl on phone: You stay home with Kilgore Trout. I'm going to a party. I'm eating ice cream. I'm going to join the human race. Goodbye Martin.

Comments:

Gustaf said...

That's fantastic. Poor Martin. I think I'll put Vonnegut back on the shelf and have some ice cream myself.

tammy said...

I think we ALL need a friend like Girl on phone! :D

Anonymous said...

love that.

Anonymous said...

That is hysterical; I love it.