For some reason, Better Off Dead comes to mind: "Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

Thought one: some art project

Thought two: baaaad breakup

Any follow-up?

there is actually a tiny little update: mystery solved on the real story the update was on the 24th, and can be found [here]

Well, at least we know she's normal.